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• Eni fariyad meri, menu yaad rakhi,
Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi,
Jo v pyar karde ne tenu unhan vicho mera naam v yaad rakhin,
Bhaaven menu sab to baad rakhi.
• Ur my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, Great, Sweet, Honest, Independent, Truthful friend in short u r my F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T. friend.
• There was once a genie who came & asked, “Name ur wish”
U asked, “Make me Gorgeous.”
Genie replied, “I grant wishes not fucking miracles”
• Today it’s cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
• A gud friend is like a gud bra… hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
• Remeber: If u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz FUCK stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

• Q: What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.
• Text messaging is like a blowjob off an amateur prostitute; short…sweet and always cheap!
• Q: Whats the definitoin of suspicion?
A: A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
• A kiss is called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass hole.
• Q: What’s a birth control pill?
A: It’s the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.
• Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman’s body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?
• Q: What’s difference between cricketers n condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!
• A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
• Wishing you a seductive & wondrful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!
• If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man.
If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab aapki koi ga#d mar raha hai.
• Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
• All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
• Q: What is the definition of “burning love”?
A: It’s when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
• Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
• A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadugar’.
• Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia… One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
• Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So stick it in.
• Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination. Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?
• Old chinese proverb says: “Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok.”
• MEN-opause, MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy. Ever noticed how women’s problems start with men??
• Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny then fuck yourself and safe your money.
• Bride’s Dad hands a note to the groom: ‘Goods delivered are not returnable.’
Groom gave another note back to father: ‘Contract void if seal is broken.’
• He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
• Man: May l hv some condoms please. I’m giving my gal a gift tonight.
Clerk: Shall I gift wrap them?
Man: No, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift.
• Sex is good, sex is fine.
Doggy style or 69,
just 4 fun or getting paid,
everyone loves getting laid,
so if u want me in the sack,
lick ur lips n text me back

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